Kobe

He missed his last shot by just a little

KOBE! Oh wait he missed his last shot

by Weeeeeeeeeeeedr January 9, 2021

kobe

Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.

Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.

by weirdowoman April 16, 2015

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

fat boyy kobe

A real ass nigga tht don’t stop worry bout these bitches and stop fucking wit fake niggas🤙🏿

Who tht fat boyy kobe sawwwuueeeee💦

by Bcc.kobe🤟🏾 February 14, 2018

kobe

A niggas that lies so much and they just can’t help it and they are a high school drop out and they also cheat on every girl they ever had and they just fuck anything that walks and is dirty asf also kobe’s have no respect for any female in there life it’s giving gay tbh… kobe’s are gay also hits on women❤️

# communitydick #bum #kobe

by they love kayla April 4, 2022

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bean Bryant (/ˈkoʊbi / KOH-bee; August 23, 1978 – January 26, 2020), nicknamed, "Black Mamba," was an American professional basketball player. A shooting guard, Bryant entered the National Basketball Association (NBA) directly from high school, and played his entire 20-season professional career in the league with the Los Angeles Lakers. Bryant won five NBA championships, was an 18-time All-Star, 15-time member of the All-NBA Team, 12-time member of the All-Defensive Team, was named the 2008 NBA Most Valuable Player (MVP), and was a two-time NBA Finals MVP winner. Widely regarded as one of the greatest players of all time

Kobe was a muhfuckin’ legend. Rest in Paridise to GiGi and Kobe. Dude was a beast.

Kobe Bryant shot a basketball and scored.

by Fuckbuddy288 January 29, 2020