Kennedy Jr. High

A large Jr. High where in 6th grade you are under the illusion that you are the shit. By the time you get to 8th grade you start to realize every single other Jr. High in Naperville hates you. It's home to stupid girls, guys that are assholes, and A LOT of asians. Which, is the only reason that they are the #9 Jr. High in the entire state of IL. Everybody knows that when you go to Kennedy, you are likely a snobby, rich, bitch. It is the people who live on 75th St. and Hobson, that give us this reputation. A large percentage of the school doesn't even know the school is actually in Lisle, not Naperville. Most of the girls are prude but dress like whores, and then there are just a few girls that dress like whores, and actually are. In this school the precentage of pretty girls vs. Semi-okay looking guys the number of pretty girls over guys is overwhelmingly large. Which means, that the only guys available to date are "players", AKA guys that are STILL under the illusion that they are the shit, but are really just there for girls that want a guy to date for a while. Being the biggest Jr. High in the Naperville 203 district, it naturally splits between Naperville Central and Naperville North. Where, once you entire highschool you will find that everybody hates you unless you are somebody of importance. Also you will find that in every class, there will be about 3 people that also went to Kennedy, usually nerds.

Jefferson Jr. high girl: oh, so where do did you go to Jr. High?
Kennedy Jr. High girl: oh...uh i just transferred here from..Lincoln Jr. High...
Jefferson Jr. High girl: oh, well at least your not from Kennedy.

by imfrommars7 December 27, 2009

Kennedy High School

A public high school in Silver Spring, MD known for its students' desire to be seen as "ghetto" and "gangsta". It's signature programs should include teen parenting because 15 percent of students will give birth during their 4-5 years there. No principal stays more than 3 years. Teachers view going there as punishment for not kissing enough azz at their last school.

At Kennedy High School, we go hard. Hey, can your moms give us a ride to Target so we don't have to catch the bus with the kids from Wheaton.

by Kennedy alum August 16, 2011

Kenneth

An unmotivated homosexual prone to bouts of PMS & creepiness.

-"Wow that's a nice car your friend has, what does he do for work?"
"Nothing, he's a Kenneth."

-Guy-"hey you want to come to my party tonight?"
Chick-"will Kenneth be there?"
Guy-"yeah."
Chick-"I can't make it."

by WilliamTelll January 5, 2019

ted kennedy

A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.

Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.

by Mathias Fartnokker August 11, 2006

Kennedy

Kennedy's are extremely gorgeous, and the most wonderful person you will ever meet. She makes you so happy and you want to sneak one kiss in. Its hard to resist holding her hand. You feel that if you can just hold her hand, you will be the luckiest person alive.

Kennedy is so hot...I wish I could date her...

by i only tell the truth May 23, 2016

Ted Kennedy

The senator of Massachusetts. He is a worthless $hitbag who doesn't deserve to clean bathrooms at McFaty's, but still goes there to eat every day for 4 of his meals(He goes to Cholesterol King for his other 3). He hates Bush because he's jealous that people don't hate him as much. He's worse then John Kerry. His father was involved in international crime and his brother(not John) was a womanizer. And you just thought it couldn't get any worse? He also muderred his wife while he was drunk, but nobody pressed charges. And finally, to top it all off, THIS ASSHOLE JUST WON'T DIE! You can put a bullet through his skull and he still is going to live to torture the city of Boston.

Ted Kennedy.see also: Drunk, McFaty's,Liberal, Boston, shitbag.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005

Jamie Kennedy

Yet another coprophilia sex act, involving an old wigger eating dog shit, while masturbating to Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat cottage cheese ass. After he ejaculates, he vomits up the shit, and mixes it with his semen. He then eats the mixture while giving himself a prostate massage.

Vanilla Ice: At least they didn't name the Jamie Kennedy after me.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010