Ken

Hes such a sexy guy i feel like he cums inside me so hardd butt hes also a pedo who likes people with crust feet and grandmothers who are born with autism while they're face is melting from the harry ness of their nuts dragging every chin down to earth
idk ken bombed it
by Carti999 June 1, 2022
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Ken

Ken is essentially a male “Karen” it is most often used out of all the names for one.
That guy is totally a Ken he’s such a brat!”
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ken

to understand a concept in a personal matter; a deep, profound knowledge of a subject
You ken this
by Chinless Connor April 21, 2021
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Ken Chen

The indisputable #1 simp in the school
Ken Chen still hasn’t kissed her after 2 months
by Averageasianhousehold March 19, 2020
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Ken cult

An awesome twitter gc that is based of @filmfics Dora au that is dedicated to worshiping ken and only ken
The ken cult outsold all of your faves - @tzuyumocha
by Chikkenugget@gmail.com July 16, 2019
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Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)
"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"
by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023
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Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021
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