When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days
Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose
D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special
by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022
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Get the kobee davis mug.God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020
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Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022
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Get the Kobe mug.it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"
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