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A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.
Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.

If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.

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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
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This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
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she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018
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Jordan is a tall, sexy, muscular boy. He is probably 14 and usually in a love triangle. He liked short brunette or a short red head. He has impressive flirting skills only with certain people. He is loyal and kind with dark, mysterious eyes.
Damn that’s a Jordan
by Cat lover69 December 4, 2018
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Jordan is the kind of guy that acts gay, but actually isn’t. He is unathletic as hell, and loves to rock out with his cock out. He’s very unintelligent and is a dumbass.
Jordan, for the last time I’m not have sex with you!
by The Goat23 April 27, 2019
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Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's
Oh man I wish I had a myself a jordan
by Julieiscool89 June 17, 2016
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