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Jonas Brothers 

three kids who wish they could sing FAKES!! Fuckheads

Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis
Girl: "I Loovvveee the Jonas BRothers!!!"
Person with brain: STFU!!!!

Jonas Brothers 

3 talentless pricks who sing shitty pop songs which 6-17 year old females(and some males) tend to like
girl: OMG!!! I LUV THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*
Jonas Brothers by talksomeshit October 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

Scum of the scum of the music world. Untalented, overrated, and loved by millions of mindless teenage girls. Mostly famous for their looks. The killing blow to any respect I ever gave the music industry.

Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.
"OMJ!!!! I luv da jonas brothers soooo much! <33333 Deys soooo talented!!!"

Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.

Jonas Brothers 

Hey that band is a bunch of Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers by hobojo94 May 28, 2009
Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.
Jonathan is the greatest.
Jonathan by Jonathan The Greatest November 10, 2008

Jonathan Rhys Meyers 

An very talented actor from Ireland, this talent is most evident in Velevet Goldmine. He is a big ride
jonathan rhys meyers is a big ride, I would like to have his babies.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers by ThatGal January 9, 2008