J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software

1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games

by X.Legend June 11, 2006

J Buda

Young Puerto Rican Rapper From Jersey

The Next Best Latin Rapper Next To Big Pun

J Buda's One Man Army Is Dope!

by Josefine The Man January 20, 2009

standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free

We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.

by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020

J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"

by M Albury September 26, 2012

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 4, 2007

j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008

J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.

"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."

by C Bra August 30, 2007