ivan becera

someone who spends there spare time jacking off to pictures of mr kenedy

hey, i walked in on chris during his ivan becera time.

by ginahani October 7, 2009

Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia

The fear of not being near a midget dressed as the milky bar kid.

It is a well known fact that most knife and gun crime is commited by people with Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia. Especially in Mexico and Jamica.

Barrington "Fucksocks, where's that midget gone. Oh fuck I've lost him and now need to buy a shotgun or at very least carry a knife in order to alleviate my anxieties."

Jesus "Sounds like you've got a bad case of Ivenotgotamidgetaphobia"

by The Cunty Gent December 18, 2010

Ivan O'Shea

To be an Ivan O'Shea takes an unbelievable amount of awesomeness and talent, only someone of insanely superior skill and attractiveness can pull it off. You are jealous of Ivan O'Shea and his superiority in every way and if you aren't then you are in denial.

Alex: Oh my god look over there, its a Ivan O'Shea
Katie: You're right, sorry Alex. I'm going to go have sex with him.

by Irish Beaut March 9, 2012

Ivan Angulo

A rare creature that likes to smell buttonholes

Ivan angulo male dog

by jesuse gods son August 4, 2012

Ivanaste

Attitude of do something silly, or get excited with things that have no sense like "prenderse", or anything that do not goes with the moment. It comes from a character of a congress who cannot miss.

When you dont follow the party:
- Hey como que se me están quitando las ganas de ir.
- We ya te ivanaste!
- La neta ,sí.

When something its really wrong:
- Ivanismo extremo.

by marine12 December 11, 2012

Ivan

Ivan is the perfect husband for Francesca.
Why not ?

"Has Ivan a girlfriend ?"
"Yen, She's Francesca"

by Xold December 18, 2016

ivan mondragon

Ivan mondragon is a guy with really good sence of fashion and is capable of anything if he puts his mind into it, mostly hispanic

Yea ivan mondragon is pretty cool and chill!

by Mondo2442 January 18, 2017