Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

Soy Milk

/soi milk/
nounNORTH AMERICAN
how regular milk introduces itself in Spanish

Oat Milk: Caray Bub, quién eres tú?
Milk: Soy milk!
Oat Milk: ¡Dios mío!

by Trooper Trahan July 21, 2021

nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.

"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."

by Tell me why do you care? January 3, 2017

Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.

Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.

by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020

yaoi milk

Milk that is produced via boy-love/yaoi sexual relations.

"Boy 1: Oh man, look at the amount of that yaoi milk."
"Boy 2: Wow.."

by kpopkoala September 2, 2014