iPhone

A hybrid of Phoneia Joneia. The most known iPhone is iPhone-Chan.

iPhones are good

by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

iPhone 17

Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.

Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by why are russian girls so cute September 10, 2025

Iphone

A peice of sh#t, the processor is only clocked at 0,001 ghz

A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one

by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019

iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

Iphone

A piece of technology that people might mistake for an actual good device.

This is an Iphone, that's not good, you should have gotten a Samsung.

by CUDead.exe March 9, 2021

iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

iPhone 5s

A cellular device also known as a Mohammed Abusbeih

answer your iPhone 5s

by TheOneandtwo November 5, 2018