Puddle

A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.

Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town

by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023

Mug puddle

Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.

For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."

by Quippy-One December 29, 2023

Puddle Sniffer

A really stupid person. Equivalent to a window licker or a paint chip eater.

My coworker has been working with me for 8 months, and still hasn't caught on to how things work. He's such a puddle Sniffer!

by SirTopahmHat December 30, 2023