iPhone

An extremely expensive phone that gets resold over an over again for even more money. Everyone has an iPhone these days.

Costumer: How much for the new iPhone?
Worker : 1000 dollars please.
Costumer : Oh ok here you go..

by Readmydefinition September 11, 2022

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iPhone

1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software

2. Those things that cause all the trouble

1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"

Guy2: "No man, those things suck"

Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"

2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."

by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022

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Iphone

single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

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