im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 19, 2020

im in love with you

Its means you love someone no wait its even more than love because every second of your life you want them by your side on the good days and the bad one and no matter how hard it gets you stick together for the rest of your life

Her-I think im in love with you

Him- i dont need you

by Agirlwhohasbeenbrokenforever October 22, 2017

im in love with an egirl

1. A song written by Wilbur soot

2. Simp.

Person one: have you heard im in love with an egirl?

Person two: by Wilbur soot, the simp song? Yeah!

by L'Azalee February 22, 2021

say im sick

Spoken Verbally is "Kiss my Ass" backwards. This is an obscure reference from the movie Amadeus. The phrase is also the name of an unknown southern california ska band. weird huh.

Say im sick
Tish im Tea
roh a si mom roy

by eefrie July 06, 2006

IM ding ditch

saying "hi" to someone and suddenly going away from the keyboard never to respond back

5:30 Ravenflyr934: hi
5:31 Squirrelboy283: Hey hows it goin?
5:40 Squirrelboy283: so you get your finals done yet?
6:20 Squirrelboy283: hello?
8:12 Squirrelboy283: I've been IM ding ditched

by Flyinsquirrel99 December 15, 2008

im on your ass

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.

Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.

Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere

Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!

by September 13, 2017