Hurricane

A reason to move to a hurricane free state or city

We need to move because of the hurricane.

by bigppkay April 11, 2022

Hurricane Eazy-E

It would be fucked up if the storm Kyle did more damage than Hurricane Eazy-E.

Beach resident- Damn, Storm Kyle did this to us? I thought I was gonna get to fly my kite in Kyle, then it would just blow offshore and do nothing. Kyle made Hurricane Eazy-E look like a breeze, how did Kyle fuck us up like that?

by Solid Mantis August 4, 2020

Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.

Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

Hurricane Action

When you sit on dat D and spin like a hurricane cyclone

"Damn, my girl hit me with that hurricane action last night"
"That hurricane action got me chaffed but shit was good"

by Suzybean July 7, 2021

Hurricane Grill & Wings

a restaurant chain based in Florida. It has 71 locations in 15 U.S. states. It serves more than 30 signature sauces and rubs

Hurricane Grill & Wings was first opened by Chris Russo in April 1995 in Ft. Pierce, Florida.1 By January 2008 there were 30 locations in Florida, Georgia, and Nevada

by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023

Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 2, 2016

Polish hurricane

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.

Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.

by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015