1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
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(2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot.
(3)- Is aroused sexually when in the company of supervisors, ass kisser.
(2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot.
(3)- Is aroused sexually when in the company of supervisors, ass kisser.
Distorted voice is the result of been stuck up the supervisors ass, large cavernious area. Nosie energy tends to rebound off internal walls thus resulting in the distorted fog horn sound
by Charrington July 2, 2009
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when you are receiving a rim job. You pull the giver close and fart in their mouth. You cause the giver's mouth to expand.
by smittah March 28, 2011
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by model developer October 28, 2009
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Erin totally worked my horn last night.
Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.
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Erin totally worked my horn last night.
Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.
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Get the horn dog mug.Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!
(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 9, 2008
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