Homo Stefanus

An ancient species that once walked the plains of Africa. This is one of the most advanced cousins of Homo Sapiens. Activites of the Homo Stefanus include recieving a participation medal in Mario Kart, playing Fortnut, etc. It is believed that the Homo Stefanus interbred with another ancient species known as the Homo Ballandus retardo, which was another long lost species. Alas, the Homo Stefanus became extinct when the Homo Gabrielus( which was another ancient cousin of modern day humans) defeated the Homo Stefanus In a Mario Kart tournament and catapulted them into extinction. Legend has it that one Homo Stefanus survived the onslaught of the Homo Gabrielus, and traveled across the sea, to ancient North America, and brought a Homo Ballandus retardo with him, and they created a whole new colony of Homo Stefanus.
Look, it's a Homo Stefanus!! Wait... aren't they extinct?
by MissedPigeon May 16, 2019
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homo handle

Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their hip and one hand on their shoulder and bend them over from behind and proceed to hump them. This manuever works particularly well when the recieving party has been drinking or intoxicated because it takes them a few moments to realize just what is going on.
by Casey S.W. July 09, 2003
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homo-rage

Gay Anger, gay madness, gay actually flamming, gay bitch arguing.
John: Hey why is Jaime yelling and crying?

Woody: Oh that's pure homo-rage
by Rule 20 May 10, 2005
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Homo stultus

Fake taxonomic name that means stupid being and the antithesis to Homo sapiens. Homo stultii can be found in places like Walmart or whom are your typical redneck Bubba Trump supporters. They live on trash like Sonic and disinformation such as OANN.
The last election gave rise to an entirely new breed: Homo stultus, where 73 million people voted for Donald Trump and they think they won.
by EEEEamon November 27, 2020
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homo tech

(aka 'homo technical foul') A penalty awarded to an athlete, friend, or random person for committing an act deemed to be stupid and/or homo in nature. In basketball, it is more severe than both the regular technical foul and the flagrant foul (levels I and II)

Accrual of 3 homo techs may result in the barring of a person from a venue or specific location, per public consent. Every homo tech thereafter must go before a review panel comprised of a 3 member tribunal to be known as the War Cabinet. Any person subjected to the tribunal is required to wear a helmet constructed out of concrete in order to represent the dunce-headed thinking he/she exhibited while committing such fouls.
EX 1: Dwayne Wade was awarded a Homo Tech by Fred for getting away with a travelling violation during the 2006 NBA Finals versus the Dallas Mavericks. He has 2 remaining.

EX 2: Unneccesary pluralization of otherwise singular words may result homo tech(s) depending on how many words in the phrase were pluralized.
by Kruzer October 16, 2006
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Homo-Neglectus

A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.
"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"
by Brett March 27, 2004
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Homo-Sapians

What overly-formal scientists call humans.
"Anthony! Did you know that Homo-Sapians originated in Africa?"

"Dude, just say humans."
by Manwithnomission July 23, 2012
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