by thetrooth July 8, 2014
Get the Hard Shake mug.When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
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Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012
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by rusty nailder December 16, 2010
Get the Dye Hard mug.Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.
Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."
by MrLoganC October 7, 2016
Get the Hard Greens mug.Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014
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