Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.

Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”

by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019

Wookiee Handshake

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.

I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.

by Arthur B. May 27, 2018

naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.

I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.

by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017

Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands

Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table

by Hydronez October 20, 2017

cheesy handshake

To shake hands with someone shortly after wanking off a cheesy cock, be it your cock or someone else's, leaving the reciprocant of the handshake with a cheesy smeggy smelling hand.

-You dirty barstard why does my hand smell off fucking nob cheese?
- Cos I gave you a cheesy handshake, before you ate your sandwich I may add.

by Spoopleman April 16, 2017

Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.

I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017

Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.

Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake

by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017