Handblownjob

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

by Keiathn June 13, 2007

your mom and a handbag

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

by copoc October 16, 2006

Handycap Rasta

A practice in which one smokes a joint without the aid of his hands, it is usually done in a three toke cycle at party's or outdoor events such as raves or festivals. This is a skilled move to pull off correctly but can impress large groups of people with the same stature.

1 "anyone up for a Handycap rasta??"
2 "yo, lets get a four way on this H Ras!"
3 "Dude, i can see why they call it the handycap ratsa!"

by Trout farmer August 2, 2009

Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010

Harlem Handbag

noun, verb. The act of intruding another's orifice with an elbow, "elbow fisting". So called due to the common performance by New York street vendors.

Jerry: My bitch was complainin' the other day, sayin' I don't git her nuthin'.

Smitty: I say you give her a harlem handbag, really show the bitch ezac'ly how much y'all care.

by porchmonkey patrice August 23, 2011

Sandy Handy

a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis

She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.

by The Inimitable January 15, 2011

handy

Someone who is good at fighting and will most likely fuck you up

That guy is fucking handy with his fists, he'd most likely kick the shit out of you

by Squigglybob May 9, 2008