bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

by dom s December 24, 2007

Yellow fire hose

A sex act in which the man pisses instead of cumming in a girl's vagina or ass

Doctor: You're vagina has an infection.
Woman: That dick! He must of gave me a yellow fire hose!

by wvmgmidget October 22, 2014

west texas hoedown

a sexual act that takes part between one woman and 4 or more men, usually from different nationalities

"Charlie, what's a West Texas Hoedown?"
"I don't know, Sarah, why's that?"
"Well I asked Becky what she was up to for the weekend, and that's what she told me!"

by Mister.H May 7, 2015

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017

drinking straight from the hose

A golden shower where a woman drinks urine straight from the man's penis

Met a woman who was so dirty, she was drinking straight from the hose

by Fritdiggitydogs February 7, 2018

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

by isaboble August 8, 2022