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guzzmaxxing

the act of seeking a "guzz," commonly with the intention of guzzling and slorping the "guzz."

(the term "guzz" can be applied in many ways, just use your imagination)
"Yo man, what have you been up to recently?"

"Nothing much, mostly been dabbling in guzzmaxxing."

"..."

"I've been looking for a fine guzz."

*files restraining order*
by FiberQua k2 10 December 31, 2024
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Guzziest

The largest person. Eats food very quickly. Bigger than guzzy and guzzler.
Tate is the guzziest.
by extremelybeautifulsmartperson January 16, 2025
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Guzzler

Can be a male or female. Either way, they ingest way too much sperm!
I heard that girl at the coffee shop is a real guzzler. I got her number. We’remmeeting at 6 tonight!
by anonymous March 13, 2026
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Guzzy

One fine day in the early 2000s, Guzman and his younger brother Gustav were planning to open up a new Mexican Fast Food restaurant in Sydney called "GyG i.e Guzman and Gustav. Both bros had put in months of effort and time in to the perfecting of the burrito recipe, ensuring the pulled pork was pulled just the right amount.

Saturday 16th November, the year GyG was to open its doors

At the rise of dawn, Gustav went to the home office to get some early paperwork done when an unusual contract caught his eye. It read, "This is an agreement between the parties Guzman Sanchez and Gomez Pedro for the merging and acquisition of GyG Enterprises." Fuming with anger, Gustav charged into his brothers room but before he could take a swing at Guzman he found he could no longer move, he had been mercilessly shot beside of his eye.

GyG began to flourish, Guzman had no regret in his bones. That was until Gustav was reborn. He was back.

And he was back looking better than ever.

A small boy in Westmead was alived - Banga was set to ruin GyG for what his brother had done to him.

All hail Guzzy.
Oh look! There's Guzzy in his natural habitat - stripping GyG of their hopes to make a profit!
by 8ballwarrior March 19, 2025
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Guzzy

One fine day in the early 2000s, Guzman and his younger brother Gustav were planning to open up a new Mexican Fast Food restaurant in Sydney called “GyG i.e Guzman and Gustav. Both bros had put in months of effort and time in to the perfecting of the burrito recipe, ensuring the pulled pork was pulled just the right amount.

Saturday 16th November, the year GyG was to open its doors

At the rise of dawn, Gustav went to the home office to get some early paperwork done when an unusual contract caught his eye. It read, “This is an agreement between the parties Guzman Sanchez and Gomez Pedro for the merging and acquisition of GyG Enterprises.” Fuming with anger, Gustav charged into his brothers room but before he could take a swing at Guzman he found he could no longer move, he had been mercilessly shot beside of his eye.

GyG began to flourish, Guzman had no regret in his bones. That was until Gustav was reborn. He was back.

And he was back looking better than ever.

A small boy in Westmead was alived - Banga was set to ruin GyG for what his brother had done to him.

All hail Guzzy.
Oh look! It's Guzzy again, stripping GyG of any hopes to make a profit this week!
by 8ballwarrior March 19, 2025
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[flem guzzler]

A girl who utelizes her tongue too well by shoving it way down your throat while making out and then wont even put out at all
by Nickelass October 20, 2008
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Chuzzle Guzzler

It is when you fuck a person so hard that their sperm turns to a rich foamy liquid.
I am gonna fuck you so hard we are gonna get a chuzzle guzzler.
by abcda;lkjsflk;ajsdl;kf April 1, 2009
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