Goober

A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.

Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."

by Kragoth December 26, 2012

goober

Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.

Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.

by SugarSpider August 31, 2005

goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 5, 2005

goober

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

goofed.goober

A new instagram memer who lives in Canada and has a good page, and he likes to interact with his fans.

Have you dmed @goofed.goober yet? He always responds!

by jfjeidjfkfe April 18, 2018

goombah

a) Italian/Sicilian word in NYC's Little Italy used as a synonym for cohort, bodyguard and/or sidekick

b) in WASP English, offensive term for a dunderhead/buckwheat brain

c) adj: people who unscrupulously steal money and then dig it.

people like Bernard Madoff, Jacques Chirac, Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, although legendary names among big nick diggers would only be considered a goombah under definiton c) above, since none of them was either Italian or WASP

by Sexydimma May 22, 2015

Goomba

A slang term for psychedelic (magic) mushrooms. A direct reference to the villains from the Super Mario Bro's series.

Vinnie and Andy be on them Goomba's nomatter where tf they gotta be. They crazy af

I took too many Goomba's last Tuesday and I'm still shitting.

by un double June 21, 2016