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flying golf cart

friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously
by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021
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Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field
I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart
by Bay Mac November 6, 2020
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golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019
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Golfing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.
by Elzhi September 20, 2023
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mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
Golf is wasteful shit....
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021
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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
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