by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
