Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.

“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”

by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020

Golf

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.

I made my girl scream last night playing golf.

by Big clit October 24, 2020

Golf

Flicking a girl in the clit so hard that she has a orgasm

I love playing golf with my girl

by Big clit October 24, 2020

Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.

Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.

by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 21, 2016

Golf Hole

A hole that is used to score points in a game of Golf…
Either professional or for fun.

A Golf Hole needs a flag.

by Travel25 July 3, 2021

Bottom Golf

When you are having sex doggie style and slip your thumb in a girls ass hole.

I was going at with my girl last night and decided to bottom golf, she was really into it.

by Darthdaddy99 December 30, 2021