Gash crasher

He’s a slimy wee gash crasher . Watch him around your girlfriend
by fragmaster August 23, 2018
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throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection
Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash
by Sutty9 December 27, 2018
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Gail’s Gash

A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies
“Yo ya mam is a right Gail’s gash. How long you band in for? Did she give you that bruise?”
by Army man Paul October 27, 2019
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Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash
After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.
by Thenry June 20, 2023
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No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
by Bigby89 September 07, 2020
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gash to nash

The ratio of girls (gash) to boys (nash) in a room or place.
What a crap gash to nash ratio,were never gunna pull
by ifiwantsomethingilltakeit March 08, 2011
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Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
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