great-gorilla

These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":

- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.

- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.

- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.

- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.

- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.

If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!

"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these disorders. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."

by NeoTPolaris August 26, 2023

Grease Gorilla

A very greasy gorilla who is low on brain cells and high on acne. They are very big and dum. They like to steal food and play hockey. They have a quick temper and pysical strength. They are a very rare species and usally hang around greasy grove.

That kid is such a grease gorilla.

by XXXCelstia December 5, 2018

clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 29, 2014

one gorilla

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.

Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"

by Greg 4 life May 31, 2023

field gorilla

A very racist name for black people. Similar to"yard ape" and porch monkey.

Oh no the yard apes have evolved into field gorillas.

by Kakyl April 18, 2018

Brook gorilla

She is a beast that look for guys light skins,brown skins,dark skins she mostly look for light skins if she fined you she will rape you there’s no telling how bad if u reject her she gets fatter,taller,n blacker

Brook gorilla 🦍 will attack if you are ugly or cute and rape you

by Sniyha April 15, 2019

Quesadilla Gorilla

When you cum on the furry patch that's nestled below her asshole and then she rides your face reverse cowgirl and pounds on her chest until your own cum drips down your chin

Bro... Don't even talk to me about the quesadilla gorilla

by WetNSticky November 27, 2019