full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."

From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"

by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019

Full jenga

Means that your are a fat piece a wood

The 8x8 piece of wood is a Full jenga

by Trickyricky123 November 26, 2019

Full pantry

When a stripper hides food in her pannus aka pulling a blau

She might have a full pantry... look at them curves

by Mic blau February 15, 2017

full program

when a woman performs oral, vaginal and anal sex during a single encounter with her partner.

Barbara gave John a full program last night

by underdoga January 8, 2012

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

Full-On Future

A hot girl who is a future girlfriend or a future booty call

That girl that just walked by is a full-on future.

by fallschum04 August 11, 2009

full crackatoa

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.

I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)

by Juan Epstein May 23, 2006