The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French curry

Sex act in which you kiss someone right after they've rimmed you and taste your shit from their tongue.

Just had a bit of French curry, it was spicy!

by ShadyDX December 5, 2017

French whip

When a vicious french person attacks you with a towel in the lockerroom.

The vicious french guy in class gave me a french whip.

by Lawand1709 November 11, 2016

French Nap

To Fall asleep while holding your phone

Camille had a french nap

by Crytopsy88 December 16, 2014

French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.

Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!

by KStagK November 17, 2013

French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl

I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time

by A French tickler May 8, 2018