school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

KC Water Fountain

The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.

After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.

by MuzDingo January 28, 2024

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

dark fountain

i realy wish i could make one

🔪🌎 = dark fountain

by Joao3 August 24, 2025

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

by ?Somone? November 15, 2022