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flush queen

Someone who, when using the toilet, flushes over and over, often, each time a turd is passed. Sometimes curteous in public bathroom settings, but often times wasteful of both water and more often than not, toilet paper.
That flush queen in the stall next to me must have used two whole rolls of toilet paper!
by Reynart April 11, 2016
mugGet the flush queenmug.

Flush the radiator

Clearing the anal cavity of feces before anal sex by enema or other means.
My girlfriend has to Flush the Radiator before we have the butt sex.
by anonymous September 30, 2023
mugGet the Flush the radiatormug.

Angry Flush

Someone who gets very upset when a prior person did not flush the toilet, resulting in them having to flush it while pissed off.
"Who used the toilet and didn't flush again. It pisses me off when I have to flush for you." resulting in the act of an angry flush.

"You fuckers didn't flush the toilet again. This is a work place and I am not your mother, so FLUSH the damn toilet so I don't have to angry flush for you.
mugGet the Angry Flushmug.

flushed the mouse

Expression that signifies you really screwed something up, especially when operating under pressured. Similar to "dropped the ball, "spit the bit" or "choked" - only worse. First coined on the Tony Kornheiser Podcast.
The Northwestern Men's Basketball team really FLUSHED THE MOUSE when the lost to Chicago State 73 - 75.
by exCGNDCA April 19, 2024
mugGet the flushed the mousemug.

County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.
Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.
by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017
mugGet the County Flushmug.

Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
mugGet the Preemptive Flushmug.

Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet
“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
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