floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024

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floating for hoes

Single and ready to mingle! One objective, get pussy!

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!

#Floatin4Hoes

by President M November 30, 2017

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floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

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floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.

I am seeing floating daggers!

by hahahaahah May 06, 2009

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