floating toldy

North East of Scotland’s poetic word for a turd which refuses to submerge below the water line and will resist virtually every attempt to encourage the bastard to depart these environs .

Agnes , you’ve dropped a fucking floating toldy in here again, I’ve told you to stop eating those Ryvitas, they’re making your jobbys far too bouyant .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

floating banute

its when a cow floats in water

look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.

I am seeing floating daggers!

by hahahaahah May 06, 2009

Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019

floating mokus

A stomach virus or food poisoning.

I wonder what kind of floating mokus you have?

by Southern sayings John May 28, 2023

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.

by technofishy_ May 06, 2024

pollen-float

the feeling after a satisfying big sneeze, that leaves you mildly disoriented.

bless the man, he's pollen-floating.

by jediaelthepeel May 04, 2020