Fetch

Another name for bitch; however it is used in less serious situations.

Did you steal my drink? You fetch!

by Z. Hammond February 24, 2009

fetch

a lame attempt for band nerds to sound cool.

my new clarinet is totally fetch.

by paluzzi September 6, 2005

fletcher

This is when a queer fucks another queer in the ass, finishing and then grabs a straw and sucks his own spunk out a spits it on his partners face... I hate queers!

That fuckin queer just performed a textbook fletcher.

by Fuckin dude September 19, 2008

fetch

fetch is everything. fetch is godly. fetch is the new cool replacement of 2009. it will spread across the country like a unquenchable wild fire. fetch is love. fetch is trust. fetch is everything that everyone wants to be. The antonym is CRUNCH

Omg, that chanel dress is so fetch!
Can you believe that she saved those 50 kids from the burning building? How fetch!
That party last night was so fetch!
Jeffree Star is totally the fetchest.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005

fetch

A)to grab something
B)awesome, cool, amazing, wicked

A) Jane, go fetch me that beef patty
B) John: I had so much fun at the huge jam last night...howbout...YOU?!
Emily: Oh my Gosh MAN, it was definitely FETCHHHH!

by Tiffany May 13, 2005