flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.

Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.

by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023

Flat Spurt

When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts

Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!

by ChorleyFM July 21, 2010

a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022

suburban flats

A PvZ GW Map maybe one of the most popular ones

If you are reading this have a good day

Jamie: I played Suburban Flats On PvZ
Me: Oh Cool

by Venxm January 20, 2021

Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.

That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.

by deimos-dread April 21, 2020

flat felicia

a flat bitch

she looks like a flat felicia

by flatfelica123 June 17, 2019

Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.

Flatting Out

by crank&piston December 26, 2011