stripper flakes

When a stripper rubs up on you, and there's residue.

"Yo bro, them stripper flakes on your chin are straight crusty!"

by CrustyFlakes May 27, 2017

frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez March 11, 2018

frieda flakes

Freida Flakes is whopper at sucking vapes.

Frieda Flakes takes Adabayo on dates.

by Meg-atron May 25, 2021

Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)

Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.

by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019

devils flake

The naughtiest of Columbia coke straight off the brick, ready to have a stripe

You got the devils flake lad

by Stebaker77 April 21, 2017

bread flakes

T TOASTER IS A BREAD FLAKE,, A VERY FLAkEY BREAD FLAKE TBH

ass flakes: g good night bread flakes

bread flakes at 6 am: :notsus:

!!? the not sus is an emote okay j jeez

by loliguts March 25, 2021

Lanky Flakes

The best, and healthiest cereal brand. Lanky Flakes is made up of 100% natural ingredients. Each color has a different flavor of basic fruits. Red: strawberry, orange: orange, yellow: banana, green: lime, blue: blueberry, & purple: grape. See more information on your box of Lanky Flakes when you purchase it at: Best Buy, Walmart, Target, Kohl's, Acme, & ShopRite!

Lanky Flakes is good cereal!

by Lanky Kong! December 11, 2017