Bradley Flake

(n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.

Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.

Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.

Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.

Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.

by Mack and titties September 28, 2017

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Cereal Bacon Flakes

A fictional cereal based around the well-known character from Roblox called "Bacon Hair".

Noob: I thought Cereal Bacon Flakes were in this game

Bacon: No, sadly they aren't :C

by me oh meee October 13, 2023

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Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015

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Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.

He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music

by urbandictionarylegendword March 9, 2019

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