The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.

Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2024

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020

who has the fattest ass in the world?

Julie Elizabeth Lyles officially has the fattest ass in the world as of 2022 and she will continue to be thick as fuck throughout 2023.

who has the fattest ass in the world? julie.

by mx_ March 3, 2022

Who has a fatter ass?

Daniel in fact has a gradually fatter ass than Natalie.

Natalie:Who has a fatter ass? It’s definitely me
Daniel:Nope, look at the facts.

by afromandan December 26, 2022

come on fattene

High flow rate.

come on fattene common fatiene

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

c'mon fattene

a french song youy learn in year 1/grade 2 of school(after 2011)

c'mon fattene bedianto sole

by plato! February 25, 2024

you can’t fatten a dead pig

don’t be greedy.

be grateful for what you already have

i want that one too but my credit card is maxed out.

mate.. you can’t fatten a dead pig.

by 18 months September 23, 2025