Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 3, 2019

Funky

1. cool, stylish
2. stinky, smells badly

1. E.g.1:

A:" Hey bro, check out Nick’s new haircut."

B:" Wow, that haircut is (damn) funky, man! Way better than the last one."

A:" Yeah. Cool as hell."

E.g.2:

A:" Yo, this music bar really got a funky vibe, right?"

B:"Yep. The music the light, and the whole shebang."

A:" I mean even the bartender's got a funky style. This definitely gonna be a full-on night."

2. A:"Ew, what's that stinky smell?"

B:"Oops, it must be Nick’s funky running shoes over there."

A:"He should wash them right away. I can smell it from a thousand miles away!"

by cs207iii September 2, 2025

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!

jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!

by liurrrr November 28, 2023

Funky

An adjective to describe smells. In the majority of cases to describe predominantly sour, musty or rotten smells.

“I think the cake has gone bad. It smells kind of funky.”
“The basement is pretty damp. It smells kind of funky.”

by Die dritte Dame vom Grill May 29, 2022

funky pong

n.
1) The only game in the skyofazure arcade that Kebin can't beat.
2) A game Jooyan is champion of.

Skyerus: Hey Kebin, go play some Funky Pong.
Kebin: I can't, Jooyan keeps beating me.
Jooyan: Affirmed.

by Skyerus October 24, 2004