Fortnite

A game that toddlers think their gonna get a girlfriend off of.

Toddler 1: Yeah im gonna be the first one to get a girlfriend...
Toddler 2: How?

Toddler 1: By playing fortnite

Toddler 2: *punches toddler 1 in the face* For cod

by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 16, 2020

Fortnite

A game that is well played over the whole freaking world and is taking over like crazy. Fortnite is a 100 player game where you jump of a bus and skydive to a place to gather loot. Once you are done looting, you have to move to the circle or if you are already in the circle, stay there. Also, watch out for people that want to kill you and so you have to kill them back. You can run solos, duos, and squads, and other game modes that epic games puts in the game. What makes this Battle Royale game unique is that it has the ability for you to build and that can help you when fighting players in he game. You can get wood, brick, and metal to help you build and the MAC material you can get is 999. So you have to be the last one standing and win the game. It also is a game where your girl leaves you because you are addicted to Fortnite! I recommend this game for sure.

Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner

Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later

Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet

by Aightbet_fortnite June 8, 2018

Fortnite

a game that is dead, has its own kids and has gay people. anyone who plays it 24/7 gets no bitches

hey justin, ready to crack some cocaine and whack those bootycheeks tonight on fortnite

by dank guy that loves memes September 2, 2022

fortnite

a game that causes men to lose their ghul due to addiction

we are the fortnite peole and we wife leave we cuz ah fortnite\

by whassupboiiiiiiiiiiii May 14, 2018

Fortnite

A game who copied PUBG gamemode and all of its emotes from the community.

John: I'm a gamer.
Jimmy: Really? What do you play?
John: Fortnite (gets shot).

by LuckyTheMLGPro June 28, 2018

Fortnite

The modern bubonic plague, it spreads everywhere and it is impossible to ignore or escape

Oh shit he's playing fortnite!

by F1NN5EST May 30, 2019

Fortnite

Beware, this game is actual cancer. If you try to go against a John Wick in a building battle, there is a 99% percent chance he will kill you with a 360 pump headshot and do the "L dance", as he savors the W. Tilted Towers, where you can feel the sweat every single step you take. Default skins so far are the gods of this game. If you see a Default skin walking across, feel some sympathy for the default. Just to let you know, they have feelings too. V-Bucks are pretty much impossible to get unless you steal your mum's credit card. Well, good luck on Fortnite. I have nothing else to say.

"Hey, where we dropping in Fortnite?"
"Where is my chug jug in Fortnite?"
"AYE TRE WHEN WE HOPPIN ON FORTNITE?"
"Ninja just killed me in Fortnite."

by HowToEatPizza101 June 4, 2018