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lake forest park

A hella rich depressing town. Lots of trees so you lose power all the time. Posers and longboarders chill at LFP mall where there's not much going on. Go to Alderwood or Northgate, losers. Shitty lake views and all the forests give teens lots of places to smoke dope. Maybe not quite as many stoners as the Muk or Shoreline, but it's close.
Dude, let's go to Lake Forest Park mall!! There's so much to do!!!

Shut up poser, nobody likes you. Enjoy your shitty Civic Club and Third Place Books, I'm going to a real place.
by omgwtfz0mfgh4t3rs April 20, 2009
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Oak Forest

An alright city with a few resident crackheads. Thats why we are lovingly refered to as coke forest
Being a resident of OFO (as us citizens call it)is not that bad. We dont really have that many places to hang out. There is the Dunkin Doughnuts and the park district thats about it. Generally our town is not that bad but it sure is boring as hell.
Oak Forest is a city thats pretty boring
by AJ rox ur sox August 23, 2008
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forest lake

A city in washington county Minnesota. Full of white people, one black guy and about ten asians. Its high school sports teams usually aren't very successful. Everyone smokes weed and cigarettes while the true cool people take hallucinogens and attend raves. There is an overabundance of 17 year old guys that love to try and build big ass trucks because they have small penises. The main attraction is smoking weed/drinking on some friend's parent's boat or in someone's ice house.
And getting drunk
Guy 1: What do you want to do this weekend?
Guy 2: Get blazed as hell and go mudding in forest lake .
by hoagieslapharry November 3, 2010
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Furrest

Furries tend to stay in groups, or packs, especially out in public. This is called a Furrest. It consists of at least 3 or more furries in fursuits, usually dressed as an OC or fursona.

You can usually find a furrest at public events such as conventions, renaissance festivals, or LARP events.
Tristan: Woah, look. It's an entire furrest.

Remy: Wow, it's so rare to see them all out in public. Kind of creepy.
by looney lovegood April 9, 2019
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Black Forest Hams

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.
Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
by William Nye November 2, 2009
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White Forest

Nickname for Wake Forest University because 96% of students self-identify as Caucasian.
Wake Forest University is whiter than Minnesota, and that's saying something.
by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005
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Lake Forest

I have lived in LF my whole life and i currently go to the wealthy, beautiful, smart, Lake Forest High School.

Lake Forest is a very wealthy white christian suburb located along Lake Michigan in the north shore of Chicago. The residents have more money than they know what to do with. Majority own multiple homes and at least one boat. Their children attend Lake Forest High School, one of the top three best high schools in Illinois. Not to mention one of the filthiest rich schools in the country, even though the whole school consists of about 2,000 very affluent, rich, wealthy, spoiled, BEAUTIFUL kids. For a reference to the outsiders, Lake Forest is the Greenwich or Orange County of the Midwest.
Lake Forest kids are too good for anything costing less than 200 dollars, and thats only clothes wise.

Most everyone in lake forest belongs to at least one country club, i belong to Exmoor, some others are Onwentsia CC, North Shore CC, Indian Hill CC, Lake Forest CC, Medina, Royal Melbourne, and many more
by richbeyondbelief12 November 19, 2006
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