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royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
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Flushed my cache

Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.

1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.

2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.
I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.

That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.
by da_rowdy_one July 6, 2011
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flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.
Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her
by Singletracker May 25, 2016
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flushed out

by anonymous August 2, 2021
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That’s just how the toilet flushes

How things turn out to be or come to be.

Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
by Lucky2213 January 18, 2023
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Toilet Flush

When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
She asked for a toilet flush, so I knew what I had to do.
by Anal Reign January 28, 2021
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royal flush

Can refer to either of two "throne-based" occurrences:
(A) An embarrassing event which causes red-cheeked humiliation ("flushing") to The Crown, such as Charles and Diana's rocky/brief marriage after such a lavish/heavily-hyped wedding, their subsequent affairs, and Di's suspicious/untimely death.
(B) A humongous porcelain-bowl rinsing with abnormally-copious floods of H-2-0; it involves filling two or more buckets or other sizable vessels with water, raising the toilet-seat and removing the tank-cover, and then recruiting one or more assistants with strong muscles (AND strong **stomachs**!) so that you can then both hold the toilet's handle down and quickly pour additional water into the tank and down the bowl at the same time, creating a massive torrential swirly that is far more voluminous and longer-lasting than usual. This extreme measure can indeed be **sometimes** effective for clearing a plugged toilet-drain, but it can also messily "backfire" (i.e., send filthy stinky water cascading out in all directions) if the clog decides to be extra-stubborn --- user-discretion is strongly advised. Use of liquid/gel drain-opener is not recommended here, either, in case of said "backlash", since the errant drain-opener can cause severe burns and/or property damage.
My toddler-nephews love to spool off yards of tissue and toss it down the crapper when they come to visit, and so the wife and I are always obliged to give the guest-room toilet a royal flush after they leave.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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