five finger death fist

When you shove your fist in someone named Lopez’s ass and twist it till he dies.

I killed Lopez’s ass with my five finger death fist

by HUGH_MUNGUS_BOI October 29, 2022

Five knuckle shuffle

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

by Boy Roy June 20, 2008

Five-A-Day

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.

(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

by Ben Himschoot February 15, 2006

Five Fs

Find 'em , Follow 'em, Finger 'em, Fuck 'em, Forget 'em

John introduced the concept of the Five Fs to a smiling Mary during their speed date: "You don't know about the Five Fs? It's a maxim I've always tried to live by."

by Bobalong July 19, 2007

five finger combo

shiting in hand & slapping a friend or foe or random person for instance a hippie or stranger or your neighbor

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuckin fuck job!

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006

Five-High

A term patronized by a young lad named Jeremy. In early 2009, it became widely popular in the Greater Cincinnati area. The phrase was created in a bizarre effort to cause some sort of "pop culture" revolution. In the end, the term floundered and became synonymous with being homosexual or a social reject.

Guy 1: "Alright we beat the game, Five-High!"
Guy 2: "Dude, no... I have a girlfriend."

Bro 1: "Hey bro, Five-High."
Bro 2(former): "Five-High? Are you serious? what a loser."

by subversiveESPIONAGE May 11, 2009