Bad Poetry Face

The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you're hearing really bad poetry. As if you've got to pass gas. As if you've got a pitcher of beer in your bladder and the moron poet keeps on reading. You share this look with a friend, who is also making the bad poetry face. This poetry sucks ass. The poet sucks ass. He is a "sucker butthole."

I went to the reading and just a few minutes after it started, I was already making the bad poetry face. Ugh. That dude sucked. What was his name? It rhymes with Bony Toadland. Tony Toadland? Bony Hoagland? I can't remember, but one thing is sure, his spineless, p.c. poetry sucks ass, and you, too, will make the bad poetry face -- if you really think about it -- after he starts reading.

by MaryRoofle September 20, 2005

Face Pony

(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

by loveypotpie June 16, 2010

guitar face

A face that a guitar player makes when reaching the climax of a solo.

John Mayer has some crazy guitar face.

by Danny Stanton December 28, 2005

upside down smiley face

Every crazy girls favorite emoji. You use this emoji when you tell your bf everything is fine...but it's really not and he should be really worried about how he will be punished later

Oh so that's just an old HS friend that you just inboxed you on FB. That's cool she's probably really nice ( insert upside down smiley face) 🙃🙃🙃🙃

by C.willis February 1, 2016

duck face/kissy face

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.

I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.

by D1ego October 30, 2013

Fuck Face

someone you don't like

Get out my way Fuck face

by Sheep_boy October 24, 2003

the BIBA face

a typical profile picture on facebook or myspace involving a girl holding a camera, taking a picture of herself with her lips puckered, eyes looking off to the distance, and flashing a gangsta peace sign. usually the girl is a slut and the kind who would steal your boyfriend so BIBA is an acronym that stands for "Bitch Is stealing my Boyfriend And i want to punch her in the puckered mouth"

*looking a pictures of some girl on myspace*
other girl: oh my gosh! she is totally flashing the Biba face. don't let that bitch near your boyfriend!

by Lily Kaye March 11, 2008