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Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.
"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
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Fancy Carl

When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
Good day. I do fancy myself some tea. My lady would you mind to fancy carl tonight?
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021
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fancy dangler

-Trashed to the point of mass destruction, where one's gait is severely altered by huge amounts of alcohal consumption

-Often results in a sway or stagger in one's walk. seriously sloppy steps.
"I was doing some serious fancy dangling last night after that tequila run!"

"Man, that girl was fucked! She put on her fancy dangler shoes to roll out of the bar last night"
by j-goods December 14, 2008
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fancy cuffs

Something that sounds dirty but really isn't. Also worn by pirates, which is cool.
he's bringing back fancy cuffs
by not_me_but_really_is_me August 9, 2016
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Fancy Yeast

Performing cunnilingus on someone who has a yeast infection. Smells like cat food, tastes like cat food, but that pussy ain’t a cat.
I don’t care if you have a yeast infection, give me some of that fancy yeast.
by Mr.tit July 21, 2021
mugGet the Fancy Yeastmug.

Fancy Sex

When you have sex with your girlfriend, and she lets you put it in places that are usually off-limits.
"How was your date with Ginny? Awesome -- she got a little drunk and we wound up having fancy sex all night long!"
by jp dude June 2, 2023
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