Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

What benefits can I expect of the same day loans?

Handypaydayloans.com comes with benefits that you would never have thought of as same-day payday loans are not like traditional loans. It is also difficult for many borrowers to think of a loan as there are some deficiency factors.
One of the factors that have a lot to do with them is their bad credit, but if you are one of the borrowers, you calm down. After getting loan approval, you can avail of the loan.

You should immediately consider the benefits of loans that you may experience different from other loans.
A few benefits of same-day payday loans for you! Must know

• Easy to access: You don't need to put any extra effort to know how to apply when you already have a good option to go online.

• Fast approval: You can get faster approval which may not be possible if you have in traditional lenders.

• Your credit improvement: You can build your credit score by making timely payments which will help you further.

• No collateral required: You do not need to put anything valuable in order to get one of the benefits of the loan.

• No long waiting: Once you get the loan approval, you can get the funds within the same time period as well.

What benefits can I expect of the same day loans? don't worry Handypaydayloans.com after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.

by HandyPaydayLoans.com April 7, 2022

Austin Academy For Excellence

awesome school.

Austin Academy For Excellence gives you a great education.

by squid game but backwards no g April 14, 2022

Subversion of Subverted Expectations

A double whammy subversion of expectations, in particular in regard to film and television, where the audience is led to believe that a scene will follow through with a subversion of expectations regarding theme or humor before the opposite happens. May not always work- relies on the assumption that the audience is expecting the unexpected, but not expecting the expected.
As an example, we can take the Wheel of Fortune scene with Randy Marsh in South Park. In it, he must spell out the word which means "people who annoy me". He manages to by dumb luck fill out every single other letter in the answer leaving him with N_GGERS. The expectation by the audience is that at the last second he will answer with the word "Nagger" rather than "nigger", however at the last second the build-up to the joke concludes with a subversion of the audience's subverted expectations and the joke plays out as it would normally: with Randy answering "NIGGERS!".

We were led to believe that the punchline would be changed at the last minute, but the movie did a Subversion of Subverted Expectations by continuing the joke on as normal.

by hawn hawn baguette January 14, 2023

exseed your expectations

What you hope dat your crop-yield will do, but never really count on it.

Usually da Gurney's, Burpee's, and Park's catalogs really hype and puff da growing/harvest-claims of da little dried things inside their proffered planting-packets, so you should not exactly expect an actual "bumper crop" on much of anything dat you order from them --- about da only germination and flourishing dat will likely exseed your expectations will be all of those blasted WEEDS dat you're constantly having to dig or pull out! :P

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

So much in that excellent formula

When someone posts a formula you do not understand but want to sound smart.

Dude on Twitter: The Pythagorean Theorem states that a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a is one side of the right triangle, "^" denotes an exponent, equal to two, "+" denotes a sum which happens between two or more terms in an equation, b is the other side of a triangle, which per definition has three sides, "=" denotes equality, and c denotes the hypotenuse, i.e., the side of the triangle whose length is the largest of the three, squared.

Smart guy: So much in that excellent formula

by Florean July 18, 2024

sleep leeps eepsl epels eepls eelsp eelps eleps eselp

every single way i remeber rn that you can spell somethig using only the letters from sleep

slepe selep eslep lespe

i cant think of more and my head hurts so whoever wants to continue this have fun

me : sleep leeps eepsl epels eepls eelsp eelps eleps eselp

someone: what

me: s l ee p :D

by hannahlolywhosteesyd October 17, 2023