Ethan is a stupid, lying, asshole. You can never trust an Ethan, he's a heart breaker. They are always horny. You can never make them happy, and they will never want just one girl. Don't let Ethan's into your life.
Ethan is a buttface
by Volleyball199817 July 18, 2012
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is usually a name given to a complete cunt. Though they are incredibly sexy with very large wieners, they are also huge douchebags. They are really easy to be friends with, as long as you share the same interests, such as vaginas, sports, pizza rolls, vaginas, butts, tits, etc.
by BigFatCockInMyAss April 4, 2015
Get the Ethanmug. An ethan or ethan is a underage little tard who has no manners and often late and always interupts conversations.
Guy 1: "That kids such an Ethan"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
Guy 2: "How do you know that?"
Guy 1: "Cant you see, he looks as if he was just born"
Guy 2: "Oh damb, poor bastard"
Teacher: "Samantha your late to class."
Ethan: "Yeah Samantha you slut, why are you late again?"
by DavidNipp February 12, 2010
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan E-Than
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
2nd friend: Who are you talking to?
1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.
2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.
- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A fucking anushole who is an actual cunt bag who lies and is manipulative. He is a low-key fuck boy. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH AN ETHAN
by pettyhoeboy July 23, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by Ilove food November 10, 2020
Get the ethanmug.