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The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.
Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!
by nykfn20 January 24, 2009
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Erect

When a male’s penis becomes hard which means he’s ready to be sexually pleased
When she felt my erection as we slow-danced together, she sighed deeply and drew me more tightly to her.

I could feel myself getting an erection as we kissed.
by xx.yung.dagger.dick.xx July 27, 2018
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Homo Erectus

Michael has a homo erectus right now!
by buttsecks! April 4, 2009
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presidential erection

When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex.
holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash.
by 123fucknut March 10, 2009
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Bromo Erectus

A bro with an erectus, usually found in the presence of a couple fine ass bitches.
Dude i went to the strip club last night and i walked in a Bromo Sapien but walked out a Bromo Erectus.
by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
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History of Erectimy

the phenomena boys experience in high school after and during staring at all the hot girls body parts

an erection lasting more than 4 hours
Chris experienced History of Erectimy throughout his high school years and was always bumping into lunch trays in the cafeteria.

After his bout with History of Erectimy, Chris had difficulty walking through doorways.

All the girls in the halls gave me a real History of Erectimy
by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011
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Tú eres una puta

by MrJoshTheEpic December 20, 2015
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