Cunt Dumper

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)

1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping

by muzgrog May 15, 2010

Dapto dumper

A dapto dumper is a girl that shits in your bed after sex and then sneaks off in the middle of the night..

when you wake in the morning and you find a dirty brown turd in your bed and this horror of a woman is gone you say " fuck that Dapto Dumper" got me again!!!!

by gooooooooooch December 8, 2012

dummy sticks

When two men get boners and have a swordfight with them.

1.) "Come on dude, its not gay, lets play dummy sticks."

2.) We figured since we were already naked we might as well play dummy sticks.

3.) From Wedding Crashers: Vince Vaughn is asked by Todd to play dummy sticks during his midnight rape.

by A. T. S., S. L. April 30, 2006

dumpaversary

The date commemorating a breakup. Generally used to describe a situation that turned out for the best.

Hey Liz, let's go out and celebrate your dumpaversary. I'll bring the cake!

by mvolfman May 13, 2011

dump tanks

to give birth, have a baby, or empty out the placenta.

The doctor said that my wife should dump tanks in about six weeks.

by fjcblc January 8, 2006

Dump and Dive

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.

Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.

by Furry Trout April 5, 2010

dummy-chucker

1. Original meaning: A confidence man who practices the early twentieth century con game of dummy-chucking.

2. A person who fakes epileptic seizures in order to gain sympathy or charity, as in the short story "The Dummy-Chucker" by Arthur Somers Roche.

3. Any person who fakes injury or illness in order to gain sympathy, charity or compensation.

Dummy-chucking is a fraud in which a mannequin (or dummy) is placed on a roadway on a dark night. If a vehicle runs over the dummy then the confidence man runs onto the road, throws (chucks) the dummy out of sight and then lays down in its place and pretends to have painful injuries. If the driver stops to see what happened then the dummy-chucker begs for monetary compensation.

by Dyslexic Van Buren June 23, 2010