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douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
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douche enabler

Someone who condones, tolerates or encourages douche behavior. Said douche may have other good qualities that cause their enablers to overlook their douchebaggery.

However, this can sometimes lead to the enablers being seen as douches-by-association, and in extreme cases, a douche involved in positive activity can cause such efforts and projects to be seen in a negative, douchey light.
Douche enabler: "Why don't you take it easy on Duke? He's a big sweet Teddy bear!"

Me: "Why do you even wanna be associated with an abusive douchebag? He oughta be ostracized, at least then he wouldn't send new people we meet running for the fucking hills."
by m(A)tt March 4, 2010
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Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.
Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!
by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010
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Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
by BananaBerger December 7, 2010
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douche dongro

The name for a fatass, wideload dickface weeniehead who fashions hisself as a god.
douche dongro superintends with no example and by fear and utter nonesense.
by fartmeister69 March 18, 2011
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Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.
I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater
by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011
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douche broad

The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.

Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.

Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.

Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
My douche broad girlfriend is pissing me off, but she is so damn sexy!
by cityguychicago May 15, 2011
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