A piss on the dishes

When something is very simple, easy, no problem. Similar to a piece of cake, but with added rum.
You band that skank last night? Yeah mate it was a piss on the dishes.
by Jet ski Everett May 14, 2021
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dish blesser

An automatic dishwasher appliance in a kitchen that doesn't actually clean the dishes, but we use it anyway. Apparently we think it blesses the dishes.
Have you unloaded the dish blesser yet?
by explanagraphics June 18, 2023
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cinnamon dish

What my friend Ben calls belly buttons
Hey show me your cinnamon dish you little stinker.
by Oldwhoremikey July 05, 2020
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Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019
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dish duke

When you defecate on top of someone’s dishes in their kitchen sink .
Yo I heard Brenda took a dish duke at Tia’s house last week .
by Headlocknoogie November 23, 2021
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garnished dish

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"
by J.PthinknhesaG September 29, 2015
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Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.
Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.
by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024
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