discord x microsoft

A term of Microsoft, A company who runs Windows about to buy Discord, An app that lets you chat with other people from different servers.

iscor (On Discord) : What's popping?
Quweil (On Discord) : Ever heard of Discord x Microsoft?
YuillQ (On Discord) : Microsoft.. Why..??
Microsoft : *Attempts to Buy Discord*
Discord : *Attempts to Speak to Microsoft*

by UrbanReader2242 April 23, 2021

discord peepeepoopoo day

on this day (may 6th) everyone on discord must have peepeepoopoo in their username. not having peepeepoopoo in your username on this day is grounds for being banned. Bots are exempt from this

the following people were made up by me just now. any references to people living or dead is purely coincidental.

peepeepoopoo demon: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME

ombot: why

peepeepoopoo demon: ITS DISCORD PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

peepeepoopoo ombot: OH SHIT

rickastley1234: never gonna give you up

everyone: DUDE PUT PEEPEEPOOPOO IN YOUR NAME ITS PEEPEEPOOPOO DAY

rickastley1234: bitch idgaf

peepeepoopoo mod: ;ban @rickastley1234#6982 not having peepeepoopoo in name on peepeepoopoo day

bot: user has been banned

by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

Discord Executive

Weird people who mod people all day and act like they are the king.

Look at that Discord Executive go, he complains about everything but doesn't do anything and forces the mods to do it all. Anurag so sussy.

by Akki1001 May 6, 2021

Discord Ping

The sound you hear when you announce you're an E-Girl to a Discord Mod

I'm an E-Girl. Gets Multiple Discord Pings

by AarChan May 17, 2021

Discord Baka

A Discord Baka is a retard on discord who can not comprehend Math, Privacy, Common Sense.

"Bro stop being a Discord Baka."

by AzathothOG June 3, 2021

discord weeb

A weeb using discord always has an anime profile picture and asks for your age a lot.

Ew a discord weeb.

by ya boi6969 June 8, 2021

discord administrator

fat 30 year old living in his parents basement with a crippling superiority complex that will ban you for doing things you are allowed to do

server owner: yeah you guys can use bot commands in #general I dont care

user 1: uses a bot command in general

user 2 (admin): !ban @user 1 bot in chat

user 3: bruh the owner literally said you can use commands here, check the pins

user 2: !ban @user 3 staff disrespect

server owner: @user 2 I will be revoking your status as a discord administrator in this server due to you abusing your power

user 2: !ban @server owner staff disrespect

bot: an error has occured!

server owner: !ban @user 2 admin abuse

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021